|The car is small, but it’s fast. The track is an oval, the kind you see at the races, but there’s an off-ramp that leads to a crash test dummy area. |
“Go around if you want and hit the wall, or go into the alley,” the attendant says, a friendly, guy-next-door type. “You’ll be pretty much guaranteed a fiery crash, whether you use the track wall or the barrier at the end of the alley. Good times.” He smiles widely and holds the car door open for you.