|here are so many bottles and vials, you’re not sure where to start. There’s arsenic, cyanide, hemlock, substances that will cause you to have a heart attack or make your spleen explode, everything that can be lethal to a human being. You can take it straight in capsules or pills, or mix it into Kool-Aid or some other pleasant carrier. |
A woman with an apron awaits you. “How can I help you today?” she smiles. “If you don’t want anything too drastic, you can just drink this stuff until your liver gives out. I’ll help get it down your gullet.” She holds up a giant bottle of whiskey and a funnel.