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Are you breathing?
by Harbinger of Death

Just let me know, because I don't want to miss anybody this year. It is important to do a thorough job, of course, and that's very important to me. I have my integrity, after all. It just wouldn't do to rip the living souls out of everyone and still have a couple of you running around above ground.

By the way, there will be no escaping this year, or I'll have to sic the Grinch on you come Christmas. He's not the cute furry guy you see on TV. He's really pretty snarly and I believe he still has rabies.

So, if you're breathing, say "Aye!" Or you could say "Eyeball!" eheh. heh. ahem....just a little ghoulish humor there.

Posted on Oct 15 2000