posted October 23, 1999 05:43 AM
Ahhh, we're in the stretch! Before I continue with Sunday's events, I'd like to relate
to you all that, on the day before (Saturday), I made a brief stop at the Holiday Inn on
Van Ness to visit the now-notorious Amazon breakfast gathering, where yours truly was able
to meet everyone and present each of the warrioresses with a copied design for dinar coins
(one from King Iphicles of "New" Corinth and one from Queen Gabrielle of the
Amazons of Melosa). Lil is quite a spirited and lovely lady, and I had a great time
chatting with her! The Golden Gate Holiday Inn will never be the same after that raid by
the Amazons, I'm sure! Many thanks to Areswriter, who was also at the Sunday show, and who
very graciously bestowed on me one of the sacred ambrosial TimTams to nibble on with
delight. On to the Con...
Between scheduled events, this poster wandered about the venue, looking over the
various merchandise offered for sale. I estimated that there were over 700 different
photos for sale; only two or three of them focused on the character of Ephiny, which
struck me as odd since she was a featured guest. Also noticed were some photos evidently
taken from the upcoming X:WP ep Them Bones, Them Bones, and a strangely charming and (at
least to me) affecting portrait of Renee as "the healer" in Locked Up and Tied
Down. I was also impressed by a display of swords and daggers ready for sale, some of them
looked quite authentic for classical times and very well executed. I had the opportunity
to listen to Phil D. Hernandez of the Gabrielle & Joxer Romantics Society favor Con
visitors with an impromtu rendition of "Fanfiction Writer", sung to the tune of
"Paperback Writer". I can confirm the advice given elsewhere, that people
interested in purchasing pictures and other goodies should do so at the earliest
opportunity, before the gathering crowd turns the area into a
Day-before-Christmas-shopping experience. After Danielle Cormack's appearance there was a
showing of the apparently classic video tribute to Gabrielle, sung to "Wind Beneath
My Wings", edited entirely from season 1 & 2 clips, thereby causing a twinge of
poignant feeling to develop in me. The MC thanked all of us for coming, making the
controversial remarks about there being changes in X:WP that would please some of us and
not others, and that some characters would be returning and some would die (A few gasps
from the audience). The "Grand Finale" costume competition was the penultimate
item on the schedule. The junior category was won by a little girl dressed as Solan, who
just edged another girl superbly costumed as Xena. "Solan" pranced with delight
around the stage, echoing in miniature Danielle's appearance. I would eventually discover,
to my great disappointment, that virtually none of my photos taken from the cheap seats
turned out. The competition was very tough in the adult category, with the grand prizes
being awarded jointly to a man dressed (or more accurately, partially undressed!) as
Cupid, and to two ladies portraying Xena and Amazon Queen Gabrielle with uncanny accuracy.
The choice of Cupid was helped by the very noticeable vocal encouragement by a group of
young ladies seated not far from me in the back of the room. Most of the costumes were
very well done indeed; and I overheard a fellow audience member remark to her companion
that "they (the competition finalists) should quit their day jobs and become costume
designers". The official program being completed, there remained only the autograph
signing. Since I was in the general admission area, I did not have a great expectation in
obtaining the stars' signatures, but I remained in hope, for the program list mentioned
that the guests would remain for up to two hours for signings. Each row was called up in
sequence, beginning with the most expensive seats in row A. (General seating began with
row S.) While waiting, I had a conversation with a fellow audience member about the merits
of X:WP; as she departed, she handed me her card, and this poster was pleasantly surprised
to find out that he had been chatting with the famous Kym Masera Taborn, editor of Whoosh!
(I then made a fool of myself pursuing Ms. Taborn for her autograph!) The signing
proceeded very slowly at first, with some confusion after rows A through C had been
processed, until a lady who soon earned the sobriquet of "The General" took
matters in hand, directing the line-up by rows with gruff good-humor and efficiency that
merited the approbation of all. I was to eventually learn, that Creation had rented the
auditorium only until 8:30 p.m., so it was important that the signings be completed before
that time...and the official program had ended 15 minutes late! At last, all the reserved
seatholders were taken care of, and we of the hoi polloi were allowed to take our places
at the back of the queue. Everyone who had the patience to remain in the auditorium for
the hour-and-a-half-plus wait were rewarded with autographs. Each of the stars were seated
onstage at a long table, and between each guest and at the end of the table there was
stationed a Creation handler to keep things moving along. Perhaps it was the laid-back San
Francisco attitude, but it seemed that everyone behaved with exemplary decorum, and I am
pleased to report that there was no unpleasantness observed among the stars, Creation
people, or autograph seekers. In lieu of a photo, I had brought my copy of Topps' Xena
Magazine #4 for the guests to sign, and I had the signal pleasure of catching Danielle's
attention, for as she started to sign it (at the article profiling her), she stopped and
remarked: "Oh, I don't remember *that* interview", and she took a few extra
seconds to look over the issue! Even after signing close to a thousand autographs each,
Joel, Danielle, and Kevin remained in good spirits to the end, thanking each of us with
seeming interest and undiminished politeness, a marked contrast to the reported behavior
of many Hollywood-type "stars" (actual or self-delusional!). I remarked to Kevin
that I'd admired his work, and he looked up and said, "Thanks, mate!" I left the
signing area, making a little joke of encouragement to "Ares" about helping out
the Amazons by doing some "resurrection". Five minutes later, just after 8:30
p.m., the end of the signature line was reached; there was a final round of picture
taking, and then the stars withdrew backstage and "The General" shooed the last
of us away. We all departed the Masonic Auditorium into a refreshingly misty San Francisco
evening, the capper to a very memorable day.
I thank everyone for their patience with my deliberative pace in posting, and, of
course, I appreciate any additions or corrections.
[This message has been edited by batrochides (edited October 23, 1999).]